August 22, 2010

Rant - Ramblings - Scallywags

Written By Spicy P @ 2:33 PM
Hi Kids,

So I dropped my pinkberry in water...yea yea...and that was AFTER I dropped my phone 20ft from our 2nd story balcony. The side keys started going out and it was a mess. I decided NOT to change the housing on this berry. Honestly? Different color housings are great but they never did fit quite right. Unless you buy the housing from RIM directly it's not going to feel like it should. The housing that is standard feels like a 'second skin' compared to the housings that you can buy and apply yourself.

Here is my 'new 9700'. I think I'll name him Antonio after my boyfriend. Sort of looks like a dude, doesn't it?

 I fully support still buying your own housings as opposed to buying from colorware (fascists bastards). But I don't support all of these lame ass theme clubs AND especially this Wallpaper club and I'd for sure bitch slap a few people if I could get within a few feet of them.

Speaking of pistol whippin ho's, especially this extremely fat girl biting the name of one of my favorite rap superstars (Chamillionaire - aka Camilitary) ho, you ain't foolin nobody!

That leads me to my next subject...I've been talking to a lot of themers and I don't understand I DON'T UNDERSTAND how this girl is intimidating everybody. Stop being so 'sensitive'! Grab your balls & shake em! What in the hell is going on here? I just don't get it, but I'll be damned if I stopped doing me for some Jenny Craig Reject. Bitch stop runnin ya mouth! Pop some carrot sticks in that bitch, or some no fat, no sugar, no salt, appetite suppressing wheat bars!

So what is going to happen next? Oh I'll get twitter messages on how the girl is talking about me...(AND?) she'll probably say something about my boyfriend who keeps me in orgasmic bliss..(AND?) she'll probably say somethin about my mama...(which is probably nothing I haven't said myself). Oh well? I'm looking forward to it. Boo hoo bitch! Boo hoo!

You see, I'm from Oakland, that means 2 things. You don't talk shit unless you have vaseline smeared on your face & neck and a straight razor under your tongue, or you talk shit DIRECTLY to the person with your vaseline smeared on your face & neck and a straight razor under your tongue. Anything else is nonsense. Don't let ANYONE keep you from doing YOU. If its to the point where you let someone you can't even see break you down? It may just be time to hang up the towel!

But me? Nah. I'm not just a pistol packing bitch with a attitude....(I'm also a good cook, lover, employee, employer, daughter, friend, cousin, granddaughter, fellatio giver, kisser!)

And believe it or not? I'm actually a generally happy person! But its easy for me to stick up for the underdog. Dominating people isn't a sign of strength, its a sign of weakness.

Ya'll don't know much about me so I'll give you a brief synopsis:

I've studied and entered tournaments as a Judo wrestler since I was a kid, played the violin &cello for 8 years, self taught on the flute & guitar. Hunts in Knoxville with a Mossberg 12g pump shot gun. I have gutted and skinned snakes (just for their skins) I have shark poles that we take to Salina's to fish off the bay. I also crochet adult caps and donate them to battered women shelters. So I'm not just a insenstive bitch, I'm a creative bitch!


15 Thoughts on "Rant - Ramblings - Scallywags"

Anonymous said...

Blog posts AREN'T saying something to someone's face. Soooo how can you point fingers when you're doing essentially the same thing?

Anonymous said...

i dont see why your going out of your way to talk about her, just sayin what other ppl decide to do is their choice. She didnt make anyone stop themeing or anything else its their own choice i usually dont say anything but its gets old and all your doing is carrying this shit out for no reason she hasnt directed you with any shit. So why go out of your way to try and "call" her out. Knowing damn well she doesnt give a fck about what you gotta say. I'm not comin at you but i think its very childish and immature to even talk about her weight or how ugly you think she is, its highschool shit and you need to stop and grow up. oh and i dont have a URL for you so im gonna post it as anonymous but ima tell you my name, its Jade and I dont care if you want to talk shit to me I'm just speakin the truth to you

Spicy P on August 23, 2010 at 5:43 PM said...

I'm all for freedom of speech, so to answer both your your questions ...

"Because I can" See how simple that is?

And if she doesn't care what I have to say about her...why are you two here??


Anonymous said...

Wow!! Why does it really matter what SHE writes on HER blog. A blog is for whomever creates it, to speak whatever he or she decides. In this case, she decides to express feelings that others are "scared" to say.. I mean Cami has started tons of shit but is ANYONE telling her she is to fucking OLD to be discussing stealing a theme, and the other tons of bullshit she decides to start "drama" about. If ANYONE does not approve or LIKE what a person has to say on "THEIR" own personal blog, then don't fucking comment, or better yet don't read the shit... Yes Spicy now they can see how simple shit really is...

Spicy P on August 23, 2010 at 5:55 PM said...

*Does a booty dance* - I'm wearing a thong too! ;)

emarsha on August 23, 2010 at 5:59 PM said...

You know I haven't stopped theme-ing =) I just refuse to give anyone else anymore ideas for their theme clubs. Don't let a few comments get you riled up. Remember the famous words of Dr. Seuss:

"Do what you want and say what you think, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

Spicy P on August 23, 2010 at 6:02 PM said...

I'm not riled up girl! As soon as I get home I'm going to turn down the lights, pop in a porno and pleasure myself until my man gets home and let him take his turn!


Ya, I know but oh well!

Cissy on August 23, 2010 at 6:21 PM said...

Real talk girl! Keepin doing u!!!

nars said...

i think urban dictionary sums it up best with its definition of BITER: someone who copies off someone else constantly and when confronted about it, deny it and convince themselves that they were the ones to come up with the idea first.

emarsha on August 23, 2010 at 6:53 PM said...

atta girl! bet it's gonna be an all nighter too!

Spicy P on August 23, 2010 at 7:31 PM said...


Have some balls lil mama? Say what you want to say UNDER YOUR OWN NAME and maybe I'll post it.

I thought you were 19 but I hear that your almost 30? I was giving your ass the benefit of the doubt just saying you were young minded...

Quit picking on kids! Pick on someone your own age! (and weight)!!!

joanne1032 said...

First of all, FINALLY!! Someone says something to crappi that actually makes sense!! I love your attitude and GROWN UP point of view, there certainly aren't many who have it so together =]

Second, I love how some insignificant little girls write on YOUR blog about calling people out. Please, don't come to someone's blog if you don't like it...or better yet - post your responses on your own blog...Jade(Cami) is it ok for YOU to say what you think...on someone else's blog and call them out at the same time???? If you don't like it, click the mouse and go on hon :)

Anyway, Spicy, I love your blog - it's honest and refreshing for a change!! Keep being you and let the jealous haters means you're doing something right!!

Spicy P on August 24, 2010 at 9:25 AM said...

I don't understand why nobody has done this before! Why is everybody afraid of this girl?

That ho can go choke on a twinkie.

Anonymous said...

I have not laughed so hard in a long time! Such a refreshing change hearing someone tell it like it is!

Jade Salinas on August 24, 2010 at 3:11 PM said...

why the hell do you ppl think i'm cami! I'm not her and if it makes you feel better I'll give you my damn number my BBM pin my Twitter name and my FB page so you will know I'm JADE RENEA RANGEL SALINAS, twitter name is haus_of_jadeo FB Jade Salinas. Cami hasnt said one word to you so please dont assume that other ppl are her

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